• State: California
  • Category: Stay
  • Date: October 2, 2017

MADONNA INN :: Swiss Alpenhaus on psychedelics



By Andy Dubois

Madonna Inn has been on our bucket list for a while now. It reminds us of a Swiss Alpenhaus on psychedelics. It’s ridiculous and tacky! You simply can’t be disappointed by the very-kitsch-and-pink palace interior and exterior decor. It’s out of this world!

Umberto Eco once said : “Albert Speer, while leafing through a book on Gaudi, swallowed an overgenerous dose of LSD and began to build a nuptial catacomb for Liza Minelli.”- referring to the Madonna’s decor. He was right ! This place will make you feel like you’ve entered another era with their custom designer furniture unique to each themed room.

Our favorite theme? The Merry room for its kaleidoscope of glitter, the Love Nest for its over-load of romance and the Madonna Suite for its walk-in waterfall shower and excess of pink.

You’ll be sure to have an unforgettable experience no matter what room you choose.

Scared to be bored? The resort offers access to an infinity pool, a bar, a bakery, a keg house restaurant, a tennis court, two hot tubs, a gym and a basketball court.

You can also get drunk at their onsite wine tasting before hitting their Garden Games for a bit of bean bag toss, bocce ball or croquet if you feel silly.

OUR RECOMMENDATION :: Can’t stay for the night? Stop by for their famous bakery or their crazy looking cocktail bar.

TRY :: Their famous pink champagne cake


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